I have a duty to write on here at least once a year, to annoy those with email subscriptions who are subscribed, so sucks to be you lot!
Harharhar!

Anyway, to the point of this post.
The random thoughts of my mind lead me to such a question...
Do you think if a penguin wanted to eat a pie, could it?
Does its body even have parameters to let it hold a pie properly, and what pie would it want?
Would penguins be steak and kidney fans, or more of chicken and mushrooms fans?
I will probably never find out, but I would like to think if they can, they would, because penguins are teh awesome!

and secondly...
There is an odd smell in here, I think the dog has farted! -_-
Just thought people would want to know.

*note to self*
Life is secretly awesome. :P

50p to kiss mike so I could buy myself a drink.
I feel so cheap.